This just in...

...Greg just called me a few minutes ago and said, "I was just listening to the news, and one of the Philadelphia Ducks got hit by a barge..."

If I didn't know him better, I would have thought he was kidding.

So just in case you're interested, here are the links to the article from the NY Times and CNN.

Also just in case you're wondering, no we will NOT ever be riding the ducks again.